Speaking of “wiggle room,” Cara Delevingne was certainly REST OF COMMENT DELETED

I love the intercom on the wall by the door, too — it's such a perfect little detail.

Quick digression: Jackie Earle Haley won me over forever when he appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live after his Academy Award nomination for Little Children. He talked about being a pizza delivery man and getting recognized by the editor of Losin' It.

Years ago when I was in college, I was with a group of about a dozen people in the cafeteria, and somehow the subject turned to whether tomatoes were a fruit or a vegetable. Most of them came down on the side of "fruit." So I said, in what I thought was an over-the-top voice, “Well, *I* think tomatoes are a vegetable,…

Somehow the most memorable thing I ever saw on that show was an interstitial with the letters “WP” (for “World Peace”) on either side of a traditional peace sign. It had the effect of spelling out the word “WOP” in giant block letters while giving them plausible deniability that it wasn’t their intention. Comedy!

They CRAVE the sun! They love it. They love to get tans. They come from…Tansylvania.

I was at an In-N-Out Burger in Las Vegas a few weeks ago, and there was a group of what looked to be college-age guys in the booth next to mine. One of them, for some reason, was carrying a copy of Pet Shop Boys’ Discography on vinyl.

I'm sure I've said this before, but I still remember how much I wanted to punch my fellow high-school student whose sole reaction to Jim Henson's death was, "Crap, this REALLY screws up the next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie."

A quick Google search shows no entries for the lawyer in the Dick Tracy strips who specialized in representing bad guys, and whom I swear I'm not making up: Eceiph Tuom.

I also enjoyed "Dynamite? Who has dynamite?" "Welcome to MY world."

For the record, my biggest laugh during Joe Dante's Looney Tunes: Back in Action was when we first see the AMC Gremlin and the theme from Gremlins starts playing.

I'm great with this, so long as we get the Thunderbolts before the Dark Avengers.

Because that’s the age Anakin was when he “died.” Darth Vader was the one who lived to middle age. Silly, I know.

30 BBY, Corellia: Smuggler Han Solo is born. (da nah da DAH da)
25 BBY, at the age of 5, Han Solo is orphaned. (da nah da DAH da)
10 BBY, Han Solo wins the Millennium Falcon. (da nah da DAH da)
At the Battle of Yavin, Han Solo saves Luke Skywalker’s life. (da nah da DAH da)
4 ABY, Han Solo blows up the Death Star shield…

I loved that he took a moment in that first episode back to acknowledge that the old amusement-park sign on display in his office had been scrubbed clean and made presentable.

We're the Slipnuts, slippin' on nuts!
Clownin' around, and slippin' on nuts!
We're the Slipnuts, slippin' on nuts!
Look he fell down!
(I slipped on some nuts.)

For that matter, remember how in the 19th century, France could say "Let's build a 46-meter copper statue, and then we’ll just give it to the United States because we're pals"? I’m no expert on federal spending, but I’ll go out on a limb and guarantee that gift-statue construction makes up less than 3 percent of the…

And where are my wall-mounted fax machines? I'm living in a 3-bed, 2-bath home, so I need at LEAST 11 fax machines.

I'm sure the tweets will get more idiotic than "Kate McKinnon politicising the memory of Leonard Cohen on SNL. Gross" — but Lord, I don't want to see the ones that do.

Finally, my chance to do this: