No! She'll hem the BOTTOM of the towel and then tie the towel AROUND the swimsuit. You know less about sewing than she does!!!

We've all seen Britney's box. We all haven't gotten over it.

Did you see last year?? Pearl? Violet? Ginger was actually fine, if it wasn't for her incessant bitchiness on Untucked. But then there was Kenya Michaels. WHO? Exactly. Carmen Carrera is also more interesting as a person than a drag queen. But, yeah, Derrick certainly isn't all that for going so high. I'd say the same…

My fear is that IF Kim has to LSFYL, she's a goner. I think that's going to be a shitshow. But she should do fine on this next challenge, especially having to create three looks. Plus, she's now completely surrounded by queens who aren't in her league when it comes to fashion, so that's one thing that could save her…

I was thinking the same stuff. Blowjob jokes aren't new. Moving your head offscreen in the direction of a man's crotch isn't new. I have pictures of my face and a statue's crotch below the frame and I certainly didn't steal that idea from Alaska.

I got it!

Oh, it's way less bloody. Everyone for the most part gets along. Even Derrick and Bob's "fights" don't compare to the "ratchet" fight they had on the actual show.

I think we're going to have a Final Three that we have most seasons: The one the audience wants to win, the one everyone's afraid Ru will pick instead and the one that has no damn business being in the Final Three but showed character growth. By that formula it'll probably be Bob, Kim and Derrick.

Who's whining about it?

OMG, I luuuuuurv him!

One of my goals in life is to make Lansdale popular enough that his books are easier to find. Right now he sits in this weird little valley where he's not a major bestseller - though the H&L novels are on the cusp - but he has enough of a cult following that he gets special editions left and right. Which means if you…

The Floating Dead!

BECAUSE, the prison is OBVIOUSLY a better place for everyone than Woodbury!

They were isolated. Not sure he knew that they would turn.

I said before this show started that it SHOULD be better than TWD because the best part of zombie movies is Act One, when people have no clue that zombies exist. But they went and screwed that up.

I watched The Fucking Gallows right before this. It sure made these characters more TOLERABLE.

Just tonight the little girl poisoned herself, died and immediately turned!

I figured out immediately! Because I remember him from Whale Rider!

You'd think someone sporting such a sixhead would learn to grow bangs!

What characters has he played?