I'll never touch you!

The Mysteries is one of my all time favorite instrumentals of his, plus Dead Against It is the greatest song that Depeche Mode never wrote.

"Billy Corgan: Smashing Pumpkins."

The Next Day very inconsistent and often underwhelming? Not sure I agree a percent with your police work there, Ig. The only tracks (at least on the original 14 track version) that I'd consider underwhelming on that would be Boss of Me and Dancing Out In Space, the rest is freakin' gold. I'd say it's in the middle of…

"If you think this website's bad off now, just wait til I get through with it!"

I'd like to have a million of those breadsticks if that's the case.

They were fresh out of Duracell related material to post.

"This just in: Dardennes Brothers in talks to direct Moon Knight for MCU"

They will, right after they make a million posts about how Mikkelson and Cumberbatch are "problematic" because of……I don't know, pick a reason.

But thank you for giving us Martin Scorsese's 70s output.

As long as nobody brings their bitch to Miller's Ladykillers defense, all will be well.

Randians only deal in absolutes

I hate liberals. They're so….rough…..and coarse….and they get everywhere.

"So A.A., what'd you think of Dawes' performance?"

"But first, let's kick off with the bland, smarmy, selfish tones of the one and only Frank Sinatra's The Christmas Song…."

Definitive Job, Internet (Aw, Thanks, Us, For Saying That)!

Whenever something advertises itself as "the definitive FILL IN THE BLANK", chances are it will be the exact opposite of said statement.

As long as it isn't that awful Frank Sinatra guy. Jeez, Frank, why do you have to make the song all about yourself, by being the singer and all!

"We Hate Frank Sinatra's Singing And Why You Should Too"

"Personal foul: social justice outrage, on the Tumblr, this penalty will result in a loss of Supernatural gifs."