Somewhere Brad BirdBird sheds a single, solitary tear…..then realizes he directed Tomorrowland, and weeps much more copiously.

Chili peppers burn Thanos' gut.

SLC Munk

There Will Be Munk

Fiendish Dr. Wu, you done fucked up my career now!

"Heckuva job, Alvin!"

THIS IS A (GREAT) JOB FOF GREAT JOB, INTERNET!

Little Pilot Inspektor Lee's auditing sessions don't come cheap.

"That's what they always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo."

He really is quite handsome, isn't he?

"Michael Bay! You have failed this reboot!"

"Read the script? Whattya mean, read the script? Why can't I just say 'yappity schmappity wackity door?' You're worse than freaking P.T. Anderson. 'Get in depth with the character?' What am I, Brando?"

"Throw this stupid comedy in your face."

You'd think "Shakespearean modern drama about American politics starring Kevin Spacey and with the involvement of David Fincher" might be a potent, can't-miss combo, right?

Videotape FTW

Aw, come on, you mean to tell me you don't want to tune in to see the wacky hijinks involving Bald Guy? You don't want any go nowhere subplots involving past British painter flings? You, my friend, do not understand the mechanics of good drama.

Well, that explains the Downton Abbey nominations.

Oh, hold your head up, you silly girl.

McCartney shafted her on the royalties to Martha, My Dear.

Did Steve tell you that, perchance?