Maybe it'll be lensed by Guiseppe Rotunno?
Oh man I really hope that means it'll get lensed by Guiseppe Rotunno……

Congratulations, Craig! Great article and I hopefully the first of many from you!

He makes a hell of a Caucasian, though.

Caity Lotz "liberating"/seducing Melissa Benoist?

Keep firing (your guns that you cling to), assholes!

Did you know that Aunt Mae's name is short…..FOR MARTHA?!

Don't forget the piss jars!

"Will Vince do the movie? Find out on next week's Entourage!"

But Vince might not do the movie.

"So Seth, I was thinking, just hear me out on this, could be a wicked cool idea, bro: what if the Flash gets a distress call from the Mayor of Central City, that the people need his help, but the Flash, because he is this great man who despises altruism, decides to withhold his greatness, and eventually decides to…

I just got the weirdest boner.

Spider-Man: Get Her Pregnant Behind The Dumpster During the First Slow Dance

Me, I'm jonesing for Spider-Man: Regionals.

"Aunt May, how come you keep getting g hotter than my girlfriends? It's…..confusing to say the least."

"Peter, I have some advice for you: choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big f-"

"And the coroner said there was some…..um…..shrinkage."

"No, see, I said, 'bazinga!' You know, 'bazinga!' Like that TV show, with the nerds, you know the one!"

And that son went on to run the Trump campaign.

Max Landis, is that you?

#NotAllMermen