It's also one of the more on-point films that I know of that captures so accurately just what it's like being a single mother trying to raise a family all on their own. As I've gotten older, more and more I find myself sympathizing and caring about Mary's struggle just to keep that family together all by herself.

"Jeez, first that shitty fucking movie starring Sherlock, now this shit? Quit shitting on my legacy, you shit asses."

Martin can't have any wine, it will make the sawdust in his stomach explode.

And he has a lovely singing voice!

These beats are gonna be yuuuuuuge.

"You Get A Free Pass This Time, But Don't Push Your Luck, Internet"

1. Under the Skin
2. Grand Budapest Hotel
3. Whiplash
4. The Babadook
5. Boyhood
6. Two Days, One Night
7. Inherent Vice
8. Blue Ruin
9. Gone Girl
10. Nightcrawler

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Well, they don't call John Carradine "The Voice" for nothing!

"Yeah, let's go with orange jheri curls!"

Geoffrey Tennant's Maccers was pretty badass as well.

Justin Kurzel: "Thy review is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing!"

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,
Creeps this petty review,
To the last syllable of recorded "meh"

"None of the performers are the world's greatest singers - EXCEPT FOR Kevin Murphy as a snow-globe-sporting Tom Servo."
There, William, fixed that for you. Now go sit in the corner and watch the sandstorm sequence while you think about what you originally wrote.

"Gypsy, why did you make a picture of you finger banging Richard Baseheart?"

He does have a huge box of spare heads, so that helps.

No, it's gotta be Mr. B Natural as the biological parent.

Only a Castleton snob would sneer at such good news.

"How did he say such offensive things? With such little feet?"

"Could you repeat that again, sir?"