"Excuse me while I whip this out!"

Howard Johnson is right!

He already speaks authentic frontier gibberish.

Piss on you! I'm workin' for Jeb Bush!

OPTIGHAZI!!!!!11111111

John Turturro

It also means he was able to keep the contributions of Linkin Park to the soundtrack to exactly one song.

"Because those brave American soldiers get results, you stupid The Chief!"

"New Paul Thomas Anderson film"

She's lovely no matter what, but I'd love to see her back with that short red hair she had playing Kathy on Friends. Gives me the vapors.

"Hey Floyd….how'd I do?"

"I don't want FOP, GOD DAMN IT!"

Tilda sort of reminded me of Paget Brewster in Another Period mode.

"Say, any of you fellas smithies? Or, if not, perhaps you were trained in the metallurgic arts?"

He's like a reverse Christian Bale.

Utz is better than nuts!

*proceeds to vomit profusely in the next stall over*

I'M SICKA HAVIN TA COME IN HERE AND KISS YOUR IRISH ASS!

Where the writer is king!

Sadly, it seems like the casting director gave him the hi-hat