He has all the boorish manners of a Yale-y!

She's also too busy writing yet another blog post about how Frozen sucks.

But she has a degree from a university! And all of those entertainment industry publications say she's smart because she got one of those! I don't know what to believe anymore….

"I've been hit in the groin by a football, did I ever ask for anybody's help? No. No."

Come on, guys, exercise a little Patience with these pun threads.

And Album of the Year goes to….Celine Dion.

Don't forget he follows up the "if they don't like it sue me" with "oooh the way you do me."

I'm gonna shave my untrimmed chest….or die tryin'…..

It's that sweet Laurel Camel sound.

Reminds me of that MST3K quote, "just because you CAN edit doesn't mean you SHOULD edit."

I'm hearing what you're saying, and I'm sensing that you're angry that a bunch of articles got written about First Day of Camp.

Dowd found out Rizov was the one who put that inaccurate pull quote on the DVD box of that not-David O. Russell film (Nailed or something, I dunno).

-Michelle Bachmann

You say this book is gonna come out now,
Well, what exactly do you mean?
See I've already pre ordered too long,
And all my gift card balance is gone.

The Mayor: Morrissey! I have it on good authority that you put the Police Chief in a Coma.

*Lord Grantham hits a gramaphone; gramophone immediately starts playing…..I don't know, Mantovani or whatever the fuck they would listen to"

Loved the use of "Machine Gun" in the "goy's teeth" sequence in A Serious Man.

"I hated Sam and Diane…."

Kartheiser's character: "We'll be sending some repo men to your house to repossess your things by the end of the week."

IT'S A SHAMEFUL, SHAMEFUL DAY!