Hassenger isn't a very Russian sounding name….

Even if the acting thing doesn't work out, he can always rest on his Fuckin' Burp King of Westchester County laurels.

Hey, this is Rock & World Magazine, and Lindsay's article covered not only rock, she also covered the world.

Aaron Paul as Fraction Hawkeye

I'm President Reagan's personal debate moderator….asswipe.

1,000 B.C.L.G.B.T.

The Gaytriot

Gayzilla.

TOO SOON.

That seems…..so wrong.

He's just talking about those four lads from Liverpool.

Maybe R We Talkin' R.E.M. Or R E'nt We?

"Joshua, look at that parking lot….just look at that parking lot…."

"Hello! Larry's my name, selling's my game….raping was another game of mine."

"How many times do I have to tell you? Your raping has no effect on me!" - Prince of Space

She probably tastes like a burger. I don't like her anymore.

You are ready to be taught….the New Way.

Jesus, Chris Pine was so fucking funny in this. I'm hoping he gets more opportunities to do out and out comedy. He could have a career like Brad Pitt: a brilliant character actor trapped in a leading man's body.

The king ordered it!

Man, do we hate Harry Crane.