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Dan Abnormal
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As someone who has done theatre since the age of four, it is eerie how accurate Watkins and Slattery were to what I have experienced in real life.

Between Ant Man and him being the MVP of First Day of Camp, I think Paul Rudd officially wins the entire month of July.

I can't wait to get home from work, watch this, and then write about it in my gournal.

This movie's pretty funny. Ruth Buzzi better watch her back.

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich?

"You omitted the body of the letter!"

Yes, but does Cop Rock feature the lyric "love is not admissible evidence"? No? Advantage: Copera.

I don't know if Steven ever knew anybody who exploded on him….but you can tell that scene meant a lot to him, there were tears on set, not just from Steven, I cried too, I'm not ashamed to say it.

Forgive me if this point might have been made somewhere else previously….but shouldn't this be called a Block-umentary, rather than a Brick-umentary? That fact has been bugging me ever since I learned of this movie's existence. I mean, Blockumentary is a lame pun, but at least it rhymes with, you know, documentary.

And God did smite the Egyptians with a plague of spiders the size of a Buick.

See my friend!

Billy Joel can't take it anymore!

"Wait….Dick York. Dick Sargent. Sergeant York. Whoa, that's weird…."

"Now it's time for the Brak Show! Da da da dum dum dum, it's the Brak Show, starring me, I'm Brak, it's the Brak Show, and I've got lots of good guests…."

Eh, just bang another pornstar, down another keg of Bud Lime, and do a line of coke off another pornstar, and then wait an episode to get an unexpected call from Clint Eastwood, who wants to direct him in a biopic on the life of Francisco Goya. Oh yeah.

Jared Leto will gain 80 pounds to play Sheriff Alan Hale, who, in this version, is haunted by accidentally killing an innocent spider youth in a convenience store hold-up.

"You must destroy this tape, bro."

Blunt: "Hey hon, I got great news! Just got back from Cannes, everyone loved Sicario, they think it might be a player come awards season, plus Villeneuve said he might have a part for me in his Blade Runner remake, PLUS there's that whole 'I might be Captain Marvel' thing. How are things with you?"

Right, I mean, what's next, Stephen Daldry directs a movie about 9/11?

With Tilda Swinton as Hilary Clinton and Bill Murray as John McCain.