This place is doomed.

Go get a dictionary and go shove it up your ass.

And if you want penis slave chains you have to pay extra! It's so unfair.

"… the already fire Usos theme …" Please use words correctly.

Yet another reason to not bother with this website.

FAKE WAR

You can just annoy the hell out of your neighbours like I did!

So the hookerbot says, "That's not my expansion slot," and my friend says, "That's not my gold-plated 25-pin connector!"

"I don't want to have sex with my physically perfect specimen of a step-daughter (who makes me rock-hard) … but if I did …"

Heh heh … "wood".

We have a Star Wars day, a "May the 4th Be With You" day - eventually Disney will replace all the major dates in our calendar with copyrightable events.

A good strong handshake.

Yeah, when I was 19, my 19-year-old girlfriend was taking birth control and wanted to be tied up, spanked, all that kinky stuff. I was actually kind of surprised at how well developed her desires were - whilst I was really just happy to be having any kind of sex at all.

Jesse's been wandering around New Orleans, telling people he's a L'Angelle, and actually drove to the Angelville swamps. You'd think maybe Jodie and T.C. would have heard about it.

But we've seen him as just another inhabitant of Hell, and now his motivation is that he wants to get into Heaven. Where's Hell freezing over? Where's the Angel of Death making him the Saint, and sending him to Boot Hill?

"I got a bouquet here for a 'John Luck Piccerd'?"

Hm. I've belatedly realised they've managed to fuck up the Saint's origin story too.

Die.

Yeah, good luck with that, Georgie.

Time to give up having two belts. There's not enough talent. Or there's enough, just spread to thinly.