It's been real, y'all. I'm gonna go build my own website, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the website!
It's been real, y'all. I'm gonna go build my own website, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the website!
"He might be the best lay I’ve ever had."
Hi! Your comments here - and a lot of your comment history too - are so painfully bad they've made my eyes hurt. You embarrass yourself and you need to have this pointed out to you. Go and have a good long think about yourself.
What's a pederast, Scruffy?
Fucking hell, if this is the best commentators can do these days, thank god the AV Club is moving to Kinja.
Jeez. You actually wept when a cartoon dragon was killed?
The thing is, Matt survived, which means Elektra and Madame Gao must have survived too - so we're in danger of getting yet more awful Hand storylines.
I can just see Sigourney Wearver reading that part of her script, sighing, and thinking of how much she's getting paid. Or maybe they let her keep her wardrobe to sweeten the deal.
Not only is Elektra's hair getting in the way but she's wearing a coat which reaches her ankles. She's got some serious skills not to trip herself up every time she does a backflip or whatever.
I totes agree that there was a feature-films worth of plot stretched out over eight-or-so hours.
Jessica beating up the ninjas is … stupid. How is she able to do that? At least Luke is a bulletproof tank so it doesn't matter how skilful his opponents are.
Alexandra's imminent death does mean she has a desperation to get more of the "substance" quickly, and move up their plan before they were properly ready. Plus it places tension between her and the rest of the Hand because she used up the last of their supply to resurrect Elektra.
"Too Many Ninjas" trope.
Patsy really needs to become Hellcat. They've already foreshadowed it.
NO MORE NINJAS! There's so many great Daredevil story arcs they can do, so get to them!
Get thee to a nunnery!
The thing was, Cottonmouth was killed off half-way through iron Fist, so there was a lot of episodes left that suffered his absence. Alexandra dies very late on here, so we don't suffer Elektra and her dire acting for too long - even though her motivations make zero sense.
**REFLECTIONS ON THE WHOLE SEASON**
Why are you just writing the same posts in both "Experts" and "Newbies" threads? Are you really that thirsty for upvotes? How sad.
Yeah, and they culled wrestling coverage just last week.