This newswire was so funny I forgot to laugh.

I live in Dundee, and it has a decrepit, decayed-industry feel that I like. Plus it's the sunniest place I've ever lived (beats the grey misery of Glasgow). I'd love to live in Edinburgh again, though, because it's a really nice place to be. I guess if I could go anywhere it would be New York or Tokyo, however.

Dango is an excellent worker too, though.

It's probably time to give up on the WWE title and throw that ugly-ass belt in the trash, if they best they can do is Mahal and Orton. A fifteen-minute opening segment to fast-forward to, if there ever was one.

I don't think the show is terrible, and I really like Gilgun's performance. But it's like a really weird cover version of your favourite song … where half the lyrics have been changed.

In addition, Comic Jesse has such clearly defined idea of right and wrong it makes sense why he wants to confront god. I'm pretty sure he doesn't go around straight-up murdering people like TV Jesse, who I don't think has much moral justification for calling the Almighty out.

It really is, isn't it? The names and the looks of the characters are the same as the book, and sure, the bones of the story too, but the creators don't seem to care all that much about anything else. Jesse is unrecognisable; in fact as I posted elsewhere he's just a complete dick.

I just don't understand. Comics Jesse has a very specific reasons why he believes in god, becomes a preacher, and goes to Annville. They all make sense and really explains his character when it all comes out in the books. They've changed so much that TV Jesse just comes across as a complete arsehole.

As a relative newcomer to NJPW, it astonishes me just how deep their roster of amazing talent is. The main event was fantastic - the absolute balls on Naito for kicking out of that second rope piledriver.

"They're not gay, they're just stupid!"

I was really hoping for a Brokeback Mountain-vibe from the Fashion Police, but Dango's hobby horse was great.

Oh, god.

We are all responsible.

If deserve had anything to do with it, the catastrophic effects of climate change would be felt by this generation, the generations that are alive today, the ones who are responsible for this mess. Unfortunately it will be our children and our children's children who will suffer, environmental changes being so slow to…

Well, that's what David Case thought when he saw the film.

I think he's attempting re-entry!

"Trump is media crack. The ratings have never been higher." Anthony Atamanuik put it well when he said Trump is like a walking 9/11.

And to think all this treasure will soon be lost to Kinja.

Nice user name. Do you want the moon on a stick?

Sorry, I thought the <sarcasm> tags were obvious, but maybe not.