Fuck do I care? You're obviously not "some people".

But she only did anal so she could still get into Heaven. We're supposed to take her character completely seriously.

Because all comic books are essentially the same. Just like all music is essentially the same, in that you can compare any band ever to AC/DC.

HEY! Bill Hicks poster on the wall of Fiore's dressing room.

Hot take.

That'sa no good, boss.

I'm with you, sir. I thought this was puddle deep, and the lead was a charisma vacuum.

"Arrrr" spelled out in blood? Did someone die whilst writing it? Or perhaps they were dictating.

Exactly. It's utterly bonkers.

Talking Smack remains the only essential show that WWE puts out. Stream-of-consciousness nonsense with Daniel "See You On ROH, Y'all" Bryan and Kevin Owens - "It's better than Great Balls of Fire."

Daniel Bryan treats his role as GM as he treats his remaining career with WWE - he doesn't really give a shit.

KING OF DONG STYLE

Well, some of us are capable of holding more than one thought in their heads at a time, but you do you.

Oh, fuck her. It's not like she had to marry him to get a green card or anything.

All photographs of him look like that. Except for the ones where it looks like he's just filled his nappy. The top image is one of those.

Did the president micturate on your rug?

You mean Ivanka got an unpaid intern to do it for her. Like she's ever done a days work in her life.

TRUMP SICKS DUCKS

His asshole was surgically removed back in the nineties.

She is pretty sexy, if a little promiscuous.