Was there a lot of boob action in these films?

If I lived in England I totally would. The fuckers are still going to get upwards of a hundred seat majority, though.

You won't BELIEVE what this dog does next!

That would be impressive if they pull off the choreography and timing.

Seriously brah.

It's a classic Purple Patch. You've got to stuff your face while the buffet is open.

Last decade. Or it might have been 2010. I don't keep a diary.

"I want you to anticipate my needs without any effort from me in the slightest!"

Punch in the balls, more like.

As a child of divorce who was shifted around parents during my teen years, I think both my mother and father thought they'd leave the sex education to the other. I'm shocked I turned out even halfway to normal, really - and I consider myself lucky to have grown up when the internet was still an innocent young…

Making love on.

In a, "You should be lucky you've got someone to complain about!" sense?

It serves as a handy receptacle for the bulimic.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's the grand question every man and woman must ask themselves: can you copyright cake?

Let me just get my corn oil!

Ugh. Who even let Mojo Rawley and Jinder Mahal in the building? That match was painful, as was Jinder's promo afterwards.

It's hardly an earth-shattering point to make, but children and young adults must have a warped sense of sex after being exposed to this shit. I'd imagine if I was a parent I'd have to start healthy sex education really young.

Giving money to a charity does not make you a charity.

So that's a thing in porn? For sadists presumably?

But people are terrified of being alone and will take a shitty deal over no deal at all!