Jaysis, what a bunch of assholes this week - the subjects of the letters, not the letter-writers themselves.

He's also got the kid that choked on it in an AFA graded display case.

Some people just don't like to be touched, okay? She would have got a swift "Fuck off" from me.

It's not a charity. It's some dude's toy and junk collection. He just gives the proceeds from the tour tickets to charity. The guy wasn't exactly stealing from needy urban achievers.

Wriggling away like a snail with a MOC Jawa on its back.

The Galactic Empire really shouldn't have outsourced their blaster contract to an OEM.

IT BROKE NEW GROUND

I think an articulated wife is going to be preferable.

Super-ultra-rare. They only made two million of them.

This guy no doubt found great enjoyment out of collecting every piece of merchandise from a franchise that started out as films for kids, then morphed into a money-printing machine for one of the worlds largest corporations, but my god it sounds so empty.

They're all in the pocket of Big Nerd.

If it's the title "Star Wars" is in there, then Disney can squeeze a fuckin' movie out of it.

So how much did Jimmy get from the Dickhead Twins? Presumably a grand in cash ($300 to his film crew), but how much was that signed guitar worth?

The shockwave of disappointment from that letdown is still reverberating around the globe today.

"We were wiseguys … goodfellas".

Vince has a streak of pettiness in him that would make the president proud.

Maybe creative have learned not to drive a concept into the ground when it comes to the Demon? Oh who am I kidding.

Bonus points for the clear view of his baldness.

God forbid something on the scale of 9/11 happens, because he'll nuke someone, probably several countries, the very next day, regardless of evidence or any shit like that.

Such babylike glee. That's the most fun he's had since he burned a wad of hundred dollar bills in front of a homeless man back in '87.