Something really awful has to happen so he fumble and drop the ball so, so badly even his most ardent supporters will have no choice but to recognise how much of a failure he is, both as president and as a human being.

Francisco Franco?

NICE FUCKIN' MODEL *honk honk*

It is very moreish.

My pleasure.

Whose knees did Melania lie betwixt when Barron was conceived? Invankas?

Intermittently intimidated by scary Cartel types who refuse to leave.

Paranoid drug dealer called police to home where he stashed drugs:

Well I do everything I think I'm able to do. I use electricity instead of gas, I recycle everything I can, I don't drive a car, and most importantly I'm never going to have kids. So you know, fuck off.

Sure, fuck it, why not

No, change that to "cut your head off".

Stupid goat! Stop eating the love notes!

I thought she was telling the truth whilst I was watching the show, but I think commentators have raised many points that do present the possibility that she was lying - not only practical questions but thematic questions about events earlier in the episode that could point to her speech.

I'd completely forgotten about them too, their lack of memorability is obviously why they were discontinued. I've always been a Boost man myself.

What are you talking about? That's all Thetans, dude.

You got some kind of problem with wrestling?

I guess you feel no-one should fucking bother at all, then, if it's "all an empty, politically-motivated, paper-thin accomplishment".

The motherfucker will be dead by the time it is, though. It'll be Barron Trump's generation that will feel the cost of how we've shat on our planet, and he'll probably be living in a cloud city by that point.

Or, "Well, that's just what I believe" - i.e. all appeals to reason, logic and rationality will not work.

That's a good point. If there were any secrets only presidents are privy to - like who really killed Kennedy - he'd have blabbed them on Twitter already.