I haven't even been over to it, I'm really dropping the ball here. I'm beginning to think I just don't have the meats anymore.

Kimiko would be so jealous.

Same.

Yeah, fuck Taco Bell.

The bible even has instructions on how to treat your slaves!

I keep reading it in the voice of the second boss in the IT Crowd.
"Hey computer man…check out my dinosaur "

It's amazing so many were in the shadows before that.

Get rid of that "a" and it's perfect.

Upvoted both for your point, and your diacritics!

When you're president like him, you can kill anyone you want. Don't even have to ask. Just grab them by the trachea.

We haven't seen Trump in power yet* he could be much more violent!

Yes, which is believed to be derived from hombre. Hombre>homeboy>homie/homes

It's Italian so it's pronounced more like "BO-né"

Fun fact: that's actually not entirely wrong! It most likely comes from Spanish "hombre" which also means man and shares the same Vulgar Latin ancestor as "homme".

Damn, is it that obvious?

Hey, there's a thriving underground market for Horsey sauce in some areas.

I grew up in Portland and live mostly there, but when I go back to my homeland of Québec, I'm always suddenly reminded of just how white Portland is as soon as I step off the plane in Montréal. Hell, I usually realize that in whatever airport my layover's in.
Portland is super white, and super racist in this way that…

Singular them has a long, rich history in English. It's not only a relatively natural and spontaneous way that we solve the problem in everyday speech, we've been doing it for a really long time (like since early mode english).

Even if they're meant as a joke, your pic and username are fucking horrifyingly awful.

Is this becoming a meme now?