Even blob fish have spines, Cruz is some sort of worm.

The Gary Jules version of Mad World?

The entirety of Metal Machine Music.

That's O'Neal you're thinking of.

*recoils*
*whimpers*

Must have hallucinated that in the throes of a violent cade of the meat sweats.

Why delegate the only work he's capable of doing himself?

Didn't Teti get basically fired or something?

You may not be fit to "server" Internet comments. I propose a vote!

Here in Canada I just buy the Eska sparkling waters (or Saint Justin, if I'm feeling fancy)

Kneel before La Croix

Drumpf/Öz 2016!!!

I guess I'm just thrown off by the change of scenery, like I know there's stuff everywhere just like 5-15 minutes away but I'm immediately surrounded by warehouses and shit so I feel discouraged. Also all my friends live in other areas, so it's more that than anything.
Thank you for all your suggestions, with those and…

Yeah I heard Verdun is kinda the up and coming neighborhood.
Satay Brother's is so, so good. I've only been to the one in Marché Atwater, and am always supremely happy with my choice. Is the brick and mortar restaurant better?

Les co'pains d'abord is such a cute and funny name. My girl and I have always said we should stop there, so your recommendation gives extra incentive!

Hey we'd never dream of feeding dogs our food, cannibalism is messed up regardless of species.

I've actually spent a lot of time at and around Jean Talon market. The best tacos I've had yet in YUL actual come from a restaurant by it, El Rey del Taco. Their salsas are like nothing I've ever had, I've never gotten around to asking them what region the style comes from.
And Milanos burning down was freaking tragic.…

Yeah I usually just hang out around Rosemont-la-Petite-Patrie and Le Plateau when I'm in Montréal, and I have to admit I haven't explored Mile End as much as I should. Any more obscure suggestions? I'm staying in Pointe-St-Charles right now, and c'est fucking plate en criss, so I'm looking for good destinations when…

Are you trying to tell me I could have been eating delicious hand warmers this whole time?

From June 24th to July 1st, depending on location.