No, you may not suggest that. I don't live under your roof anymore and you can't tell me what to do.

He also tried to cook Hannibal, and ran the Cincinnati bootleg racket while referring to himself in the third person.

Yeah, I never realized Woody Harrelson had such buff calf muscles until the boat scene. And don't even try to tell me a guy like that is hitting the gym and doing his calf-raises. I'm always jealous of dudes with genetically good calf muscles because they're so hard to build.

1. I'm not trying to criticize Randall, but in general, I wish season 1 were remembered for more than "time is a flat circle." The show has become inseparable from that one quote, a bit of shorthand that detracts from all the really great stuff season 1 did—including the Rust-Marty dynamic this article mentions. Sorry…

For what it's worth, it's heavily implied that Sandpiper settled not just because of pressure from Saul, but pressure from HHM, as well. Chuck is threatening to sue, and he very conspicuously says that HHM doesn't have the money to pay him. Next think you know, Sandpiper has settled. Perhaps the only difference…

They do when they leak carbon monoxide into the cabin! But seriously, folks…

Don't forget Howard shit-talking her last week. She's trying to prove something to him, Jimmy, Mesa Verde, the oil guy and of course herself, and she finally pushed too hard.

Looks more like a sports arena, like the Verizon Center in D.C.

bio-pic? bi-opic? dad-a-chum? dum-a-chum? ded-a-chek?

"I'm done."

I enjoyed it. It was fun. It had problems, but it was certainly not the hate-athon RT would indicate. It's a summer popcorn movie, and I'd say it's better than Transformers movies or a lot of the other dumb shit that makes bank each summer. Considering nothing big is coming out next week, you might want to check it…

I've also wondered about Rotten Tomatoes' categorization. Many reviews are of the "it was just okay" variety. That may be expressed as 2 1/2 stars, a C rating or just the words themselves. What do you do with that? Is it fresh or rotten? And for the reviews that don't use stars or letter grades, it's sometimes a…

Now we just need some recipes for good ol' corn smut.

Interesting. Thanks!

Geez, I would not want to face the Sci Fi Fantasy team, even at their current age.

I've always wondered if perhaps Henson didn't mean for the film to be so overtly sexual. Perhaps a lifetime of children's shows and puppetry may have dulled some of his awareness of that, or at least his intent.

There's a great scene in Velvet Goldmine where Christian Bale's character realizes he can finally be himself thanks to David Bowie* and all the other fans similarly finding themselves. Of course, his parents just think he's weird, but it's a sweet moment of self-affirmation that attests to the power of music.

Plus, this movie is unlikely to be criticized as glorifying war by a handful of people on the internet somewhere. That's literally all it takes to turn a movie like American Sniper into an all-out crusade by mobilized hordes of Fox News watchers. "If you let the liberal heathens besmirch the name of Chris Kyle, the…

I don't know how anyone can trust this as a "true story" when Hollywood is so obviously in the pocket of Big Dog.

Sigh. I wish they'd finally get over their grudge against Kim Jong Flix.