I watched it on a laptop and Tarkin looked fine. To the point where I wouldn't have thought it was CGI without knowing Cushing had joined the great Hammer Films production in the sky.

It wasn't great, but it did give us Follow Me Around, which was a pretty decent song.

the…the quarters thing?

And that was when Facetaco ruefully slumped down in his chair, realizing for the first time that not all people like the same things. What strange mechanisms we human beings are.

Daily Mail wasn't on KOL, or did you mean it was a B-side?

I'm really looking forward to this. I loved that old video game. Besides the gleeful fun of destroying cities as a giant monster, your quarters lasted for a while and it was great for a kid without any special video-game skill.

Wait, it doesn't just cycle endlessly? What's the last stage before it re-sets? Does it introduce any new hazards or just add more helicopters, tanks, etc.? If you've been to the promised land, you can't just bottle that up!

I stopped watching after season 2 because it just wasn't fun or interesting any more. Frank so completely outplays and outsmarts everyone that there's no real suspense to it. It's more like "which dipshit will Frank steamroll by episode 4?"

Yes, but at hyperspeed that's only a few seconds.

Well that was…odd. Not sure what short-circuited you or what happened to your sense of proportionality, but clearly this is very important to you. To the point of trying to tell off random people on the internet. Have fun with that, I guess?

It's not your fault unless you caused it. It's your responsibility no matter who caused it.

Get off the comment board, Flacco.

Meh. If you're in charge of something you take responsibility if it goes wrong, even when it was someone else's fault.

I enjoyed the twist that when Emma Watson finally gives in and kisses Tom Hanks, he turns into Dan Stevens.

How many imitators do you think he created? If people can get even a few seconds of national airtime for some mean prank pulled on their trusting kid, you're inviting them to take it further. Wackier, meaner pranks = better!

Anyone else tired of all the wacky, clickbait "theories" behind so many popular movies these days?

Considering how much everyone enjoys IV's inimitable style of ripping apart bad movies, I suspect the editors may be assigning those to him on purpose. Clearly the only way out of this cycle of shitty-movie reviews begetting shitty-movie reviews is to love them genuinely and enthusiastically.

This is why I can't stand Jimmy Kimmel. How much attention and buzz did he generate through "hilarious" videos of parents intentionally being shitty to their kids? It's not like there's some reward for the kid in the end—nope, they're solely objects of ridicule for a national audience's entertainment. Because fuck it,…

Oi, 'kos they're both members of the alt-right!

Very good point!