I'm pissed because I thought it was about a nefarious underground science lab that spliced Caucasians with Cervidae. Than I realized I read the title wrong.

The press release went on to state that only 12 units will be released in America and will be immediately bought up by eBay hoarders. When a Nintendo VP was asked why the company isn't making more of what will clearly be a popular product, he responded, "Cachet!"

I usually cringe when I see criticism of Trainor coming because much of it seems predicated on her not being a typically petite, Barbie-gorgeous songstress. Have the right looks and you can sing whatever banal, bubble-gum shit you want. But someone like Trainor comes around and all of the sudden "enlightened" guys…

He also feels so strongly about having lipstick on his balls that he made it the very first line of the song. He is all class.

I agree, though it would be even better if the interviewer were tasked with writing a different article entirely.

preposterous.

Sadly, Michael Thompson is referring to a real story, albeit non-canon.

I hear there's this great bit where Starr plays Madeon's Pop Culture on the radio while Peter Parker—despite his awkward appearance—capably dances in many different places.

Besides, everyone knows the proper way to write it is:
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You mean send him to Belize?

Is it wrong that I'm both happy to see him and kind of sad that the show is taking its inevitable turn into Break Bad territory?

It was shown very briefly, but when Jimmy stopped carefully rolling the tape and just ripped it off, it pulled up some of the paint and marred the border. Chuck was right once again.

Don't be ridiculous. This is the new Amazon series starring Christina Ricci.

No, they bought them so they could immediately re-sell them for 3 times what they paid. This may be the most popular, least played game system of all time.

If they're going to homage Steranko's style, I wish the man himself were contributing to the book. How cool would it be if, all these years after his seminal Nick Fury work, Steranko provided some pages or a cover or something?

It's been like 15 years already. Why are these people still furious? All this anger can't be a good for a body.

But Shannon is great at playing someone who has no patience for the fools around him, which would've been perfect for Deadpool.

I don't know if that's the reason Mahal is there, but I recall reading that WWE is very big in India. That's largely why they kept The Great Khali around years after his sell-by date.

Has anyone else seen The Discovery? Because this this article has some pretty meta implications.

Yet, what Ernesto hears is of no actual benefit.