Speaking of, have you ever seen the video(s) of Franken drawing the entire United States free-hand? It's pretty impressive.

Besides, without Broken Arrow, a certain website might be called ImCastorTroyNews or something, and that just doesn't sound right.

There was a Lenny, but after she died the Shadow King took her form based on David's memories. Appearing as David's closest friend makes it that much easier to manipulate him and make him lower his defenses.

I was kind of surprised they cast her in the first place. She's very funny, but undeniably raunchy. I guess they were going for an edgy type of Barbie. I'm sure she wouldn't have been working blue in the movie, but I imagine studio execs and promotional partners would've been panicked about the inevitable deluge of…

I take it you haven't heard the bit.

Sounds like any Ryan Murphy production.

I'm perpetually reminded of Patton Oswalt's classic bit about the Star Wars prequels:

Hey, with all the cobblestone streets and potholes, it takes a long time for the ambulance to get to the hospital.

(mid-preview extreme slo-mo accompanied by sub-bass *bwooommmmm* before action sequence kicks into high gear)

Michael Pena deserves better. I knew this would be abominable when 2/3 of the preview was devoted to guys almost or actually touching other guys' dicks.

Probably two of him.

Oh, ending a sentence with "bitches"! How delightfully catty and totally not past its 2006 expiration date.

I know…those old CD-ROMs could have sharp edges sometimes.

It's every ingredient for themselves.

There was an actual story to be told with the OJ trial, both the trial itself and what it said about America. Plus, the passage of 20 years made it worthwhile to look back, especially with race-relations again coming to the nation's forefront.

No she's not. She broke Scott Pilgrim's heart.

I always try to be nice and respectful toward inanimate objects because of this. I mean, I know they're not alive, but…but…what if they actually do have souls and are helpless to express themselves to us?? I am particularly concerned about stuffed animals' well-being because of things like the Velveteen Rabbit.

But then how will I know which commercial or TV show brought each commenter to that particular video?

It's not even historical…it's from last season. So it's much worse than you thought; it's just a group of typically unhappy sports fans mired in a losing season, but with the benefit of a camera documenting their commiseration. How unique! A losing season is clearly something your average ESPN viewer has never…

Yes, it sucks. And within the last week, it's at least the third different version of "streamlining" the comments for the Newswire. The least-bad version was the one before this, where the comments could be opened and collapsed below the article. But I guess even that would be too much for the non-functional people AC…