"Not Safe With Nikki Glaser Was Not Safe With Comedy Central."

Does it seem to you like he disapproved? Am I the crazy one?

That's what Trebek's mother said last night.

Every time you guys "report" on a jeopardy clip, you misrepresent alex trebek as disapproving of whatever happened. And every time it turns out that he was laughing along.

I don't care who you voted for or why. I'm just responding to your diatribe about how important it is that you voted your conscience. Your argument is stupid and naive, and it makes it seem like you think expressing yourself is the most important thing in the universe, as if this was a Drama class in your first year…

The specialness of your vote is not sacred. It's a tool to use to guide the country, and it's not like posting a tag on facebook. And the fact that this election didn't teach you that lesson is kind of alarming. For you, not for me.

That dog looks like it's really enjoying itself. What a stupid bit.

You're really a terrible troll.

Some people just aren't funny. They can still be amazing actors and witty people, but not everyone is capable of making other people laugh.

oh. well that obviously changes everything :)

I'm calling it early - the TV head is a sign that there's something wrong with Carami, the protagonist. The doctor's appointment she has an email about missing, is about her mental state.

You feel this is connected to that?

If that were true, which it's not, it wouldn't be anything you don't deserve, you dopey racist.

Then what were you talking about?

and it's not like for most of human history women were (and still are in some places) literally considered property or anything…

You feel that racism is a matter of politics, something that's part of being a conservative not a liberal? Big surprise there.

If it's so trivial, why did you create a new account just to crap on it? Surely you're not afraid of social media pressure yourself? Come back here with your real account and be the same guy you're being right now.

Doesn't it feel kind of humiliating to have things you want to say but are too embarrassed to say using your main account? Like even you know they're pathetic and sad.

Everything Tarantino thought at 25 is enshrined forever in his consciousness, and beyond reconsideration.

In the Marvel Universe, the presence of all these superheroes draws an endless parade of attention-seeking supervillains, which promotes low-level crime and creates constant property damage, preventing gentrification from taking hold, so Harlem and Hell's Kitchen are trapped in their 1970's conditions.