The Hand are just boring. There's no way to make a cult of ancient ninjas in New York City be anything but ridiculous and tedious.

He's such a good painter that I think I'll skip vaccinating my kids.

I think one of those glasses has real booze in it. Colbert's was already poured, which to me means that they're not the same liquid.

They're going to put the robots into a storage room, and hire a security guard to sit in a room and monitor them on a series of video cameras. Problem solved!

Agreed - It's about as organic as 10 Cloverfield Lane being part of the "Cloverfield Universe."

Oddly… yes.

It has to be handled on the state level. The federal government can offer aid, but the state has to request it.

I remember when I saw the movie Rounders for the first time, and it
included one of those special credits that went "And introducing
Gretchen Mol."

They mean the other people - conservatives at google were publishing the names of people who spoke against that memo and some of them had been threatened.

Because he's gotten fat.

"I'm gonna take a gun, I'm gonna put it to his head, and say, "Put on the fucking CGI suit, Brolin, or you're dead." That's it."

Ah, that makes perfect sense. Thanks :)

Hold on a second - Ernie is saying that the goal of the new comment system is to "prevent people from going off topic" and not a place for "long, winding conversations."

He's not great, he's actually really bad at what you're asking him to do right now. He might be a fantastic person, and a great engineer or whatever, but he is not great at PR and community management.

Nobody cares what you like and don't like.

My favorite line: "Women, on average, have more openness directed towards feelings and aesthetics rather than ideas."

Please let it be based on Patton Oswalt's "The Johnny Lawrence Story," or at least make that canon in the Karate Kid universe.

I'm not interested in changing your mind or informing you. Once you used the term SJW, I knew everything I needed to know about you.

I think you provoked it by liking Minions and saying so.

I believe you, on both counts.