Nobody asked him to be perfect, just to be competent for the duration of a concert for which he would be paid probably millions of dollars. I guess it takes a robot to do that 50 times in a row without accidentally berating your audience and walking off the stage.

Who the fuck is Doug Liman?

When did Michael Moore turn into Bruce Vilanch?

"You don't get it man… they both eat something while the camera is pointing at them - they're virtually identical!"

Harley Quinn if she stopped being fun, looked horrible, and wrote embarrassingly bad song lyrics.

Would you ask Tom Petty to star in a major Drama, and pay him millions of dollars for it?!?

Oh, well, if Deborah Snyder, who I presume to be the wife of Zach Snyder, says it's going to be good, then I'll just ignore history, statistics, and every instinct that I possess, and assume that it will.

This is a minor point, but at the start of the monologue he says he
wants a celebrity cameo, and that never paid off with an actual cameo.I mean, who cares, but it struck me as weird that they'd say it and then not do it. It would have been easy to just stick a random famous person next to Lorne during his little…

Wait, if we have to hire people to monitor it, and staff to support it and responsibly maintain it, how are we supposed to make money???

It looks edited. The mid-frame with flav's face all distorted especially.

Hahahahahaha!

I love heroin John Travolta in the corner at 1:10. Even he doesn't know why he's there.

That makes sense - 19 or fewer are individuals, and 20-plus is just a crowd.

Close. But you need to find a way to crowbar the N-word into every line.

They're not looking for a pat on the back, they're deliberately trying to provoke a punch in the front, by putting it right in the face of a lot of people who are going to disapprove.

I admire his realistic self-assessment of acknowledging that they can only do a little better.

No, the pirate was Gunner Nelson…

Do you mean other than when she's being interviewed about her book about having been a child star and her efforts to distance herself from it? Got a source for those instances?

You could have just stopped at "Wanna know why?" and assumed the no.

Today I learned that there are people who don't know how to high-five.