I could take or leave it. It's a little stretching things for a high school kid to be some kind of crazy inventor.

Surely somewhere there's an unlucky bastard with a combination of synesthesia and misophonia.

Is that real?

Correction to the correction: Actually it will be Morton Downey Jr. who insiders say will be playing Aunt May.

I bet he will. He'll at least be the reason that Spidey's eyes zoom open and closed, if they don't want to give him credit for inventing the web shooters.

Infinity. Infinity Asa Butterfields.

I'll trade you my Robert Downey Jr. for your Tom Holland. You KNOW that's an awesome trade!

Shit, I was hoping you were as stupid and gullible as a Fox Executive. My apologies.

Ya, he displays it at his high school science fair and for some reason I don't remember, the teacher isn't even impressed by it.

I was only in line to get into the ladies' room in order to get directions on how to get out of the ladies' room.

Any guy who has ever been to a concert has had that moment when the line to the women's room is ridiculous and some girl who doesn't give a shit comes barging into the men's room, and it seems to work perfectly fine for them.

A galaxy of Network Stars!

I think I would call it a reboot, unless it takes place in a universe where there already was a Three's Company. If they're throwing out the old universe and starting over, I think it's a reboot.

Or as Gwyneth Paltrow knows him "My friend Katie Lee Joel's lovely husband William."

He looks great, though!

*rimshot*

Well, they do probably need a singer since most of their songs have words…

I like to think of them as a "hedge of ninja."

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

AMC dominating the newswire today.