Oh no you didn't… see me

I like this gimmick - "Re-purposed Letters From Your Cable Company"

For the first time in a long time, googling a question did not provide me with an answer. Stupid Internet.

I had the same thought about the 88, but I looked at his post history and he's apparently counting down to something.

When they say it's an exclusive clip, does that actually mean anything?

What did he have to say about Paris Hilton? Tina Fey said on Howard Stern that Paris Hilton was practically a sociopath. She said the SNL cast had a pool going for how long it would be before Hilton asked anyone a personal question, and Seth Myers won when Hilton asked him if Maya Rudolph is black.

Right. I'm saying I think there's such a clause. Because I think otherwise we'd have heard about a time when we'll finally get access to the original unaltered trilogy.

I love the way WildStyle is completely into it and knows the lyrics to rock out along with him, when he plays his song.

I have a feeling that Lucas did not include the unedited originals in his deal with Disney. We'll never see them officially released again.

I could watch people get scared all day.

I paraphrased a little so it would read as a joke, but she really said it

Please tell me that bubbleberry scary kush is a real thing.

That picture reminds me of something Scarlett Johannson said on Ellen.

… wait, the vocal chord surgery or… the other one that makes you sound like Mickey?

I didn't even mention that it could be an ad for ABC or Marvel.

That's worse

Is this an ad for Kimmel, or Captain America, or Disney?

He believes them for just long enough to get them out of his mouth.

Ya, they obviously meant that he can be relied in to turn in an excellent performance, but it could have been put better.

Do you really want him to get specific?