He's the world's greatest hypocrite.

Why did they come to our concert just to boo us?

Patrick Bateman

As an outsider, Trump seems so un-American to me. I don't understand the support. I mean, isn't Russia the USA's ultimate nemesis? Why would those yahoos want to vote for someone who supports Putin? I'm confused.

The kind of high where your head is buzzing.

If only

According to Hollywood, everyone in Boston has that accent.

“Modus: Any!! Expected take: rare books.”

Ugh. Aunts and mother-in-laws.

Also, custom hashtags for honeymoons and weddings. Dear lord.

I stopped using FB for a whole month and it was the greatest thing ever. I'm not sure why I ever signed back on.

L-A-T-E-R that week

…oh… right.

It should be treated as such. If there's no evidence he made copies and distributed, fine him the cost of a special edition blu-ray.

Moriarty strikes again

It worked perfectly in Shadow of the Vampire though.

I marathoned every episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee on Crackle so now I'm not sure what else I can do with it.

New Degrassi or old Degrassi?

Another A24 film!

I didn't even know they changed it. I was using a friend's credentials to access and then stopped using it because it was useless.