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    It really isn't but I certainly thought it would be when I was about 12. Han Solo/Indiana Jones is a future cop hunting rogue androids? How could it not be?

    Well, there goes Ridley's dumb idea that Deckard is a replicant. Um, unless he was an experimental Replicant that ages…..

    Sam McKinney, Cousin Oliver, Olivia Kendall, Andy Keaton, and Chrissy Seaver hang their heads sadly while upvoting this.

    That really made me laugh. Maybe OUAT will get Sandy Duncan to replace?

    Do we have to say SPOILERS for a two year old movie? Well here it is … how can a new Austin Powers skewer Bond when Spectre, the last Bond, totally rips off a plot point from, of all things, Goldmember? Remember the Sony hacks? When that happened I read about Bond meeting Blofeld and I was excited. Until it was

    I remember the trailer for Spy Who Shagged Me looked like a sci fi movie with the announcer saying, "If you see only one movie this summer, see Star Wars. But if you see two movies this summer, see Austin Powers:…." And it has all this heavy, Vader style breathing until Dr Evil turns around. Now, that kind of

    I saw the preview for that Wimpy Kid movie the other night and all I could think was, "Oh my God, I'm old. Alicia Silverstone is playing the mom."

    I loved the first two and enjoyed the third but not nearly as much. Myers was playing four characters by that time. I'm glad he got Sir Michael Caine as I'm a little surprised he didn't do it himself. Funny enough though, everything 90's is back including Austin. I say use the time machine from the third film to have

    That Bosom Buddies film we all want and Peter Scolari needs

    Yep there was no such thing as shitty music until Trump.

    He'll need therapy for the name Grover, if nothing else.

    What about White Russians?

    We had the same in Birmingham Alabama. I moved from there a few years later, so I don't know if they switched. I hated it. I was probably too young and always ended up poking the bag too hard or something with the pointy straw and milk would go everywhere. I've wondered about that and just figured it was a weird

    What impressed me the most at the time was Chief Miles O'Brian as the insanely evil bad guy.

    His BODY was a weapon! Or some such bs. But, we got the lovely Monica Potter as his "little hummin'bud." I'm from the South, so this "accent" is troubling for me.

    No Larry Wilcox?

    That reminds me of Macgruber.

    I read that as the record scratching sound and it was hilarious.

    I have to return some videotapes.

    She makes me wish A Walk to Remember was a true story.