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    Sigh, the Mechanic was the Bronson remake. It should've been much better. Also, there shouldn't be a sequel because..well, just watch the original with the original badass - Mr. Charles Fucking Bronson.

    Nah, that was Mannix kissing guest star Bea Arthur.

    "That green blooded mother fucker! It's his goddamned revenge for all the fucking arguments he fucking lost." - Bones McCoy

    Nor did we hear any great Matthau/Lemmon stories from Out To Sea.

    Anna Torv of Fringe also did a masterful job of playing essentially the same characters in different ways. Olivia and Faux Livia are so good you almost think that they really are two people.

    Whoops, you were first with this observation good sir.

    The sequel already did it, 20 years ago. It sucked, but at least it starred Mila Kunis and Bill Shatner.

    The original by Crash Test Dummies also influenced Weird Al's Headline News, where he sings of Tonya Harding and the kid who was caned in Singapore for graffiti. The third verse featured the story of John and Lorena Bobbitt.

    I hear Daniel Craig is free.

    Sonny pretty much created that entire act. He knew being the butt of the jokes would get laughs and it did. Now, the "smart wife, our there husband" is old hat, but back then it was new and different.

    I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

    If she's working out that much she must be toight as a tiger. (Random Goldmember quote)

    Wait, what about Tara Reid's show?

    No, on NBC, right after Aquarius! Somehow, that is coming back, right?

    This lady is delusional. Word Up is awesome and so is Return. Go suck an egg.

    The greatest scene, probably of the three episodes, so far, has to be the one set up by the "government" guys going to such great lengths to be ready for Jesse and Cassidy then WAM! run the fuck over. That was funny.

    James Badge Dale and I want more Rubicon. We're about the only ones, sadly.

    I haven't seen this film but do have a soft spot for Heaven Can Wait. I saw it as a kid, probably the ABC Sunday night Movie. And now that I think of it, this and Dick Tracy are probably the only Warren Beatty movies I've ever seen.

    And one more enjoyable (to some of us) than the band they were imitating. I know this is blasphemy to many, but I've never cared for the Beatles. I find them to be the most overrated band in the world.

    What does the Victor Mature part mean? I'm not being sarcastic, that's the part I best remember and the whole time I was thinking, "what the fuckā€¦."