Or a nursing home. Bring back Connery one more time. I keed, I keed.

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Glad this is happening now. From his recent appearance on The Middle, Jerry Van Dyke can't wait much longer. But who knows? He may outlive us all. Luther rules!

You're reviewing this shitty show and not Secrets and Lies? What the fuck? Ryan Phillippe (or however you spell it) and Half-pint Gilbert and Julliette Lewis on the same show = awesome

Ugh, I was so hoping Niles would win. He IS a better person and sorry but politics is boring.

Yes! And Cousin Ryan (not Johnny) and Jack Marshak, with plenty of appearances by creepy Uncle Louis.

I know I'm in the minority (the very very small minority) but I loved Mallrats and consider it my favorite Kevin Smith movie. Will he get Shannen Doherty, Ben Affleck etc to reprise their roles?

I understand how compelling a story it probably was 6 seasons ago to have the "humiliated wife, who stood by her man" actually win the exact seat she was supporting. At least it was probably compelling on paper. But man, is it a slog to sit through. I hope she loses, but I can also see a triumphant Alicia with an…

Just play Heart's version of Heart's Alone.

Muff Mors, amirite?

Plumbers, while having to work with their hands and get dirty or whatever, I'm sure make more money than the manager of a restraunt.

But sometimes white people do nice things for other people who are minorities. I mean, this can happen, right?? Why can't this ever be shown. There are and were "white saviors" or rather white people who try to do good. So what?

Wow, that was unreasonably harsh towards Demi Moore, who was unquestionably the highlight of this crap movie.

Steve McGarrett, of course.

Lee Marvin drank Heineken, so fuck off snob.

Thomas is the English J.R. Ewing! I found myself loving his antics when they aren't directed at someone I like. Nobody calls Thomas Barrow a fool and gets away with it.

Yeah, the funny thing is that Elizabeth killed a guy so that his job could be taken by that lady (can't remember her name) in the HOPE that Liz can turn her. But what if she doesn't turn? I get that it's a chess move that has to be done in order to set in motion a possible payoff, but wow what a waste of human life if…

Gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy - I got a clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy.

Michael Clayton. That or Up in the Air

Oh, I know this one - a Star Trek reference! The Way to Eden, where the crew of the Enterprise meets space hippies. Very groovy, man.