Show of hands: who's been called "n*igga" despite being white? I have.

I got called "cracker" once. It was hilarious.

5/10. writing style too good to be Ayn Rand

the real Noel would use "cûnt" at least once per paragraph

it's funny cause a human police officer wouldn't necessarily wait that long

This summer…

Four Lions is brilliant. Parts of it are hilarious, and then by the end there's nothing to laugh at.

May he continue to shart breitly forever after! in Hell

It's terrible, but people are fascinated by themsevles. It why twins spend lots of time together. Technology has made it possible to be your own twin, to create another you.

fresh watermelon and vodka on the other hand…

I don't recommend newer MD 20/20 varietals

someone made me a "Vesper"

Seriously though: F-22s, F-35s, or F-18s?

Yes but his call sign is now Abominable Snowman

The entire movie will take place on a destroyer where they lauch cruise missiles, then go to the mess hall and watch shitty movies. It'll be like a James Franco thing but better

It's true, fighters now are all one-seater, so how do you develop the poignant story arc established between Maverick and Goose? My solution: have the central friendship be between the pilot and his onboard computer, like R2-D2

Ah…but can he do it ALL NIGHT LONG?

Bad Brains, "Big Takeover"

Avocado is good!

um…if you're a location scout for Ridley Scott's upcoming adaptation of J.G. Ballard's Hello America?