Indeed you are Archmage, indeed you are

What about snuffulupaguses?

Well, we all in some sense exist both owing to and for the sake of Dawes

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I get the reference, but not the joke…

Did anybody see the movie Chef?

orgy enthusiasts have been underserved by the cookie industry ever since PF's Jizz Wafers® were banned by the FDA

oh shit. IRL i know people who accompanied a hippie to a "second location" and are lucky to be alive today

Now I don't want to get into Manson's legal troubles…but he's a talented songwriter!

y'know who was also on Twitter??? HITLER!!
FRANK STALLONE!!!

you need Greek for effective Apostlizing

Whoever wrote the punk rock rule book should be shot in the face!

"You're a fan of the SyFy original series Farscape."

"Oriole Park" though, I wish they'd just left off entirely

I'd watch that HBO miniseries

Tim Hardaway: "Sorry, f@ggots"

do you mean Chief Chumbawumba?

I love how he'd occasionally code switch, using language to suddenly swerve from 'nerdy pundit' to 'Black dude.' Like when he and John Oliver were interviewing a Black city councilman who wanted to ban the n-word, and Wilmore goes: "Complete this sentence: Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger/But I don't see her messin…

I neither watched the show nor read the article, and I'm still sad.

controversial opinion: I loved the shit out of Drive

"ME QUICK WANT SLOW! Wait, that's Indian…"