That's not necessarily true. If they find a way to fire you for cause (ie your time off violates some policy of theirs, if you don't in fact qualify for FMLA leave) you can't get unemployment. That only kicks in if you get laid off. Sadly I know this from experience.

At least you can take solace in the fact that a bunch of crazy people on the internet seem to like you. That's…something?

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I guess? It honestly never occurred to me that trimming my armpit hair was a thing I should consider doing.

Well now I can't NOT dwell on it. Thanks.

Do you prefer shaved armpits on guys? The few times I've run into that I thought it was super odd and kinda a turnoff. But then I also tend to prefer hairier guys so I'm sure that has something to do with it.

Anyone going into a threeway with a couple looking to get something emotional out of the deal is going about it the wrong way. They can definitely be fun, but not emotionally fulfilling.

Enh. The blowjobs were pretty equally given. And he wasn't saying it didn't count. Just that it wasn't sex. I mean I love making out and cuddling but I don't consider that sex. Just a matter of drawing the line in a different place.

his love still has too much biting for my liking.

But what about PiV or anal that doesn't result in anyone (or only one participant) coming? I'd still call that sex.

I read a lot of Xanth books in jr high so I was really excited to see a new Piers Anthony stand alone book at my library one day called Firefly. I was 12 or 13 at the time and I still remember that book more vividly than possibly anything else I've ever read. Shit is FUCKED UP.

I dunno. I still think it'd be fun to open the little doors and find tiny bottles of booze every day, even if I didn't drink them all immediately

Whatever you do, don't encourage them. You'll never get them to leave you alone then.

Just because you get them every day doesn't necessarily mean you'd have to drink it that day. I mean unless you actually are an alcoholic. So yanno, most of us here.

We always had them growing up, but then I came from a super conservative evangelical all alcohol is of the devil sort of family, so probably not your target market.

Sure. But you can definitely think something is attractive and still not want explicit sexual pictures of it sent without warning. I mean also, not ALL cocks are attractive.

I'm sure there are guys like that but it's definitely not universal. I'm maybe a bit on the large side of average when aroused, but well toward the small end of the spectrum when not and I seem to do ok, even when walking around without a towel.

At least that's better than *extends hand, doesn't acknowledge the cock in your mouth*

I dunno if it makes it better or worse, but it's been someone uninvolved in the actual act who's started up the conversation.

I've always thought of those kinds of conversions as less "My beliefs have changed and now agree with this church's stated doctrine" and more "This is important to you and I'm willing to go along with it even if my personal beliefs aren't entirely in line with the church's stated doctrine." I mean, I've known lots of…