Oh, or just a hunch, because the clues are really subtle, but I think Steven Spielberg might have lingering issues from his parents' divorce.

See, the thing about my impression is I always try and walk it in.

So, is there a context in which "Go Sports!" is inappropriate? Like, I've both interpreted it as "I mock your enthusiasm for something stupid and arbitrary," and "I mock my own unfamiliarity with a popular thing." It's probably trite either way, but I use the latter still.

90% of Canadians are named Gord. It's easier that way.

The current ones aren't bad, but they feel a little cheap (so VW can offer one at $15k). Spring for the Golf, it's better in every way.

Nissan, like George Lucas, made some really cool stuff in the 70s. Like George Lucas's post-2000 output, Nissan got underwhelming and unfortunate. Can we put JJ Abrams in charge of Nissan to aggressively pander to us and remake the cool old stuff? That'd be some proper cross-promotion.

So, do you take issue with all successful people who aren't that attractive or talented, or just the wimmins? Cause your time would be better spent on basically anyone who's ever associated with Adam Sandler.

So, you'd take him to bonetown then? Don't take issue with him being famous relative to his attractiveness (or his talent, I suppose, he mostly plays the same abrasive character, but can be harnessed a little better outside of the Apatow bubble)?

What's your take on Oscar-nominee Jonah Hill?

What you're saying is you want him to demonstrate the Rich Purnell Manouver for you?

Not the "Oh-Ned-Ers"? That's how I remember it.

Are cell phones still banned? I kind of want to see them try and enforce that point.

Hey, the CN Tower totally has separate floors, it's just like three of them, at the top of a giant column. We were tallest once.

Did they forget that they were hit by an airplane just like 30 years earlier, or were they just hoping we'd all forget?

The contract to hire Maestro Fresh Wes?

Yeah, I'm in Toronto, and I think both our alt-rock stations play Sublime on a daily basis (I've become acutely attuned to being able to change the station in the car within about three notes of any of their shitty songs coming on). I mean, so does Bob Marley, but at least I just don't care for him from oversaturation…

What hurts more is that $200 and 34 years of inflation is apparently only $495 - it's nearly impossible to find anything worthwhile around here at double the price.

And for the record, new RoboCop was soulless and sucked a little. And there's four Transformers, which have combined grossed more than the GDP of most countries, and now they've looped Marky Mark into it, and no one cares anymore even though they're just continually turning up the suck.

Fine, but you're fucking oblivious if you can't see that sexism tainted a bunch of the vile directed at the new Ghostbusters. Like, were you in a goddamn coma for the past fucking year? You're basically bending over backwards to avoid admitting that a whole bunch of dudes used this as an excuse to be a whole sack of…

You know Dan Aykroyd was totally cool with the reboot, right? If the still-living half of the writing team behind your beloved piece of art supports of a reinterpretation of his work, maybe you're all just being a bunch of giant babies for still caring. Some are sexist, some are just petulant.