With the Foo Fighters' last tour, the process also involved handing out a number to everyone in line (1-1000 or something like that), and just before tickets went on sale, a random number was announced, which became the arbitrary start of the line (so if 500 became the first person, it ran consecutively until it…

Did we need clarifying? It's John Cho. We know who John Cho is. We're not mistaking him for that other John Cho.

Realistically, he's missing the free t-shirt from a case of Molson.

No, but we do have Kelsey's, which is pretty much the same thing (although the one closest to me has ditched the crazy vintage crap on the interior walls for just painting some insipid crap on the outside that makes them sound edgy or something).

Just a reminder, we're not getting a sequel to Seth Rogen's Green Hornet either. Failure is equal opportunity!

Might I remind you we're the ones who elected Rob Ford?

Hey, Subaru's got several key demographics - there's also the serial vapists who want to be Ken Block, and middle-aged NPR listeners who have the year-round uniform of khakis and a fleece vest.

I thought it was the Arkells for sure.

It's all been downhill since they tore apart the car Glenn joyously drove in the pilot. I miss awesome lifehacky survivor Glenn.

If I do ever use sportsball, it's to mock my own ignorance. I just much prefer The IT Crowd's "did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

Well, how do you feel about Huey Lewis's I Want a New Drug?

Maybe Byrne used political cartoons for reference instead of photos?

Just, for the record, the current Grand Cherokee was one of the last products that came out of the DaimlerChrysler era (it's related to the ML), and the faulty shifter in question was designed by ZF (a German transmission company). Sie Deutsche are hardly infallible,

It remains to be seen if the Koreans have progressed beyond cars that are just fine for the first 8 years, before all the little stuff disintegrates in annoying ways.

You mean his government's endorsed project was the VW?

Cars was at least a passion project for John Lassiter, which I can't fault much (also, five-year old me would've worn out a VHS copy of Cars in about a month if given the chance). Cars 2 was absolutely the quest for more money, but at least it probably paid to renovate Michael Caine's terrific Jaws: The Revenge house.

Nein, Hitler was above sie volks, he would be und Mercedes-Benz.

Currently, the youngest actor to portray a primary Bond villain was Will Yun Lee (31 at the time), and there's been multiple villains under 40 (actually, most of Brosnan's were in their 30s). Given that Radcliffe is just shy of 27, he's not far off (by the time they start the next Bond, really). Would it be weird for…

The Iron Duke 4 was actually fairly reliable, but absolutely crude. The V6 they later put in the Fiero was also a little harsh, but made for a pretty quick little car. As far as V8s go, the 305 was actually pretty underwhelming, and the 350 would have resulted in a lot of dead people (mid-engined cars are…tricky to…

That said, in reality, the California Air Resource Board had been founded about ten years earlier and was starting to make advancements (the California spec car was a real thing by 1980), catalytic converters were absolutely coming (if you recall the Blues Brothers, released just a few years later, "it was built…