"Actors - what a bunch of bastards."

Did O'Donnell forget about Christopher Reeve, or just decide he didn't count for choosing to go by Christopher?

Whatever the fuck Benicio Del Toro was doing was bizarre enough to be unnerving.

I'm pretty sure we can convince them that riding motorcycles without helmets is both a part of white culture, and a fantastic display of freedom though.

Well, considering they're super worried about their white heritage being wiped out because of all them furriners overrunning the country, it's a reasonable assumption that they're really bad at procreating.

Eh, I'm Canadian (originally from north of Toronto), and we've got our share of idiots who think the confederate flag is something to be celebrated (I blame country music for co-opting it as a symbol of rebellion). There was even a news story from several years back, where the principal of a shitty redneck town high…

I did say it was poorly substantiated (and was thought out on a jet-lagged viewing), but assholism isn't quite what I was getting at. But Charlie Babbitt was insensitive, had difficulties maintaining long-term relationships (I have Asperger's, and some of his girlfriend's lines echo comments my wife has made), there…

I rewatched Rain Man several months ago, and this is a poorly substantiated take, but there's a possible reading that Charlie (and maybe Sanford?) Babbitt may have a toe in the spectrum as well.

Secretly, Tom Green has devoted his now-quiet life to finding out what's up with that little flap of skin under your elbow.

Nope, nope…nope, nope, nope. Not getting a Kinja account, salt the earth, destroy anything ever connected to the former Gawker empire so it may not spread again.

So, guy flies motorized parachute to McDonalds, and is rewarded with the McDouble he desires, but I try and ride my bike through the drive-through (after-hours, when it's the only thing open), and I'm rejected because it's unsafe? Die all over again, ghost of Ray Kroc.

Now there's no way anyone who'd suggest that would also suggest the third O, because then they'd end up at how great that scene in Total Recall was.

Air Bud: Ruff Landing

The ghost of Ian Fleming will name a villain after SpaceCop as well, followed by some hyper-racist and/or homophobic prose.

Proper investigative journalism would have figured out how many McDonalds staff involved were high, and also, does McDonalds have a secret weed budget?

Fear and Loathing was based on a couple trips to Vegas in March and April '71. Diamonds are Forever started shooting on April 5th, '71. You might be on to something there.

Somewhere out there, Die Another Day is part of the many "it was all a dream!" fan theories, that basically the only part in reality is everything before the credits, and everything after is an increasingly insane delusion created by Bond's dying syphilitic mind as he's tortured in a North Korean prison. I'm not sure…

But Jonathan Pryce chewed so much scenery in TND, he put on ten pounds by the end of the shoot!

Eh, I'll absolutely go to bat for Neon Bible and the Suburbs, and I still like Reflektor, but it might be CRTC-fueled Stockholm Syndrome.

Unfortunately, post-Lumineers/Mumford & Sons/twee hipster folk revolution, I don't know how fondly we'd look upon the band from 'Funeral,' if they'd just stuck to that one sound and kept refining it.