I sure as hell didn't order this useless shit, and I'm not paying for it.

What your people call "curry," my people call "maize."

You people are THE BIGGEST fucking nerds. Please don't ever change.

Bob Ross thinks you are an asshole.

The Force of FREEEeeedom…!

That's one way to sell some Halloween costumes.

FUCKVILLE

Doesn't he play with the Blackhawks?

Something, something, "The Loco-Motion" something.

St. Vincent wasn't exactly the fun-filled Bill Murray / Melissa McCarthy romp the trailers made me expect.

Those people were really taken fluoride.

BY THE POWER OF GREYHACK!

"Lowering?" I thought we were talking about daytime TV.

Especially nott himm.

"Never trust anyone who spells 'Rob' with two "B"s.

As a black woman, I am here to say that this headline — the entire concept of this headline and the following article — is racist. So there.

Place those products you son of a fucking bitch I know you are reading this and you are making serious money and I say place those products and get paid money.

Cooiinnnn…..COOOOIIINNNN!!!

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