Not one mention of the Superfly soundtrack?

He's got the thousand yard stare.

O Mg

"Maria! Come get some ham!"

On a clear day, he could see forever.

"I don't pay them to have sex with me. I pay them to leave when I'm done."

Your friend has high standards. You can get them even cheaper! According to my friend.

Hasn't stopped 'em yet.

Where the fuck did you get this idea? Actually, don't tell me. Just keep up the good work.

It's Knotts so bad.

Jesus, for awhile it seemed liked they cast a new blonde every damn week!

Not necessarily in that order.

I totally read that as "Harvey Korman" at first. I'll bet he gets that a lot.

"Cuts like a knife" and anything that rhymes with "knife." PLEASE STOP, songwriters.

That's not what I was lead to believe.

If Ayroyd is still alive then (and why wouldn't he be), he will still find new ways to piss all over his own legacy.

Is this the 4/20 thread, then?

Blues Brothers 2000

To be fair, I've never met Kelly. For all I really know, she's a peach.

Since they got acquired, it's become even worse. It's a vomit-inducing, syrupy, phony, insulting Disney/Taylor Swift infomercial. It makes me hate the goddamn human race before I even get out of bed and start looking around.