On camera or off? I get the feeling that Lara might be a decent person when the cameras are off, whereas Kelly seems like she probably tries to get someone fired at least once a week.

What a dilemma…

Rewrite: …as soon as you stop trying to pass off a Golden Globe for a respectable award.

Sure thing, Golden Globes, as soon as you stop pretending that your ceremony isn't a joke.

It was more of a Phoebe line, I'm pretty sure. I didn't like it either, but my then-girlfriend did. That's how I got sick of it.

That's what she said!

"McCloud!"

Good. I'm glad. The whole "Stupid McStupid Whatever McWhatever" concept was beaten to death twenty goddamn years ago when Friends was still on the air. Knock it the fuck off already.

He's a Famous Monster of Filmland.

Spader was great, but the way Ultron's mouth moved when he spoke was a distraction to me.

DC's film division does seem to have a knack for misunderstanding their own characters.

In the same way that Olivia Newton John has to believe we are magic. It's OK, man, lower your weapon.

That's what I said. I've got to believe the judges would've accepted it.

"Aw, shewt, ah cain't even tell whut this durn law's fer n'more. Let's go see who's usin' the drinkin' falt'n."

"Nawt in awr men's room, y'aint!"

It said "distilled" in the headline!

I was told there would be Jim Beam shots. I did one for every…*THUD*

Have some guts, Pearl Jam. Go, play the show, and then put on dresses and take a big gargantuan shit in the ladies room.

"Friday the 13th…Part 3…in SUPER 3D."

I didn't see it in the theater, but I still have a full set of Jaws 3D trading cards. They're awesome, and somehow more believably acted than the movie.