Stop.

Vic Morrow's character, who coaches the Yankees and is an aggressive, horrible parent.

STRONG, INTREPID FEMALE LEAD

…"I don't know. I've never Hudged."

I wouldn't know…I've never Costned.

HAGGIS, bitches. DASS whassup.

The court proceedings are taking their financial toll on Ke$ha. She no longer has a $ to her name.

Well I'm proud to be a Croaky from Muskogee…

"…I don't know, I've never Shandled."

Damn right, Skipper.

I never owned nor wanted a "My Buddy," but the idea of "Kid Sister" annoyed me. Doesn't that defeat the purpose? Girls already had any of a billion dolls to call their own!

Witches be ridin' they broomstick all day

Or Yungstar.

*Phil Ken Sebben*

Spider-Man: Reign of Cum

*Green Goblin drops Gwen Verdon off the George Washington Bridge*

*members of Damn Yankees eagerly wait by phone*

DeLoreans were involved. Long story.

True or not, that sure beats the shit out of CancerAIDS.

Right? I was like, "SIX seasons? No shit?"