Pablo can he go?

"SHUT UP, Updike!"

And now, I'm wondering if Dick Van Dyke's pubic hair is, in fact, styled into a Van Dyke.

Now you've just made it weird. Upvoted for doing so.

Don't you die on me, Starman! DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!!

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Here come the Hiddles-puns.

Tonya and her team are still doing a fantastic job kneecapping horses in their community. They do it for free and I fucking hate horses.

While I wouldn't say the person being interviewed was "Clooney," per se, he did possess some Cloon-like qualities.

SHHHH!

What I'm saying is: Keep an eye on Kristi Yamaguchi and her subversive agenda.

People sell drugs in that park, and those books were copies of All My Friends Are Dead. Where is your "role model" now?

There used to be a toy/game called Run Yourself Ragged. The point was to guide a ball bearing through an obstacle course. Man, I loved that thing.

Han sharked first.

Schrödinger's God

I remember when he went to the sweater factory. But he never did make it to the fireworks factory!

We're all adults here, Burl. You can say "dandruff."

Her last name is Blunt. That would have to count somewhere on the irony scale.

True. Slimer might've been a better example. And ALF seemed like he was being sarcastic about the whole thing.

The Pizzurge