Didn't stop Gonzo.

Off to seek more low-hanging fruit!

I am flabbergasted that Robot Chicken hasn't already tried this. No offense.

Dammit! Beaten by two minutes! Two-ra-two-ra-two-ra minutes.

I guessed Helen Mirren for FJ, but I also got Marmaduke.

Would you believe a "more like Deadpool" policy?

Jim Parsons is Uncle Arthur.

A Manwich is a sandwich made of man.

Nas was very big in Sumeria.

Professional wrestling is the most underrated form of physical comedy in the world. You may quote me on that.

It would look a lot like that, only more frantic and exasperated.

I am now envisioning a supercut of all the times Tom says "Hey!" in all his movies. If one exists, it probably would've been a GJI by now.

FILED UNDER: Chen Chang, Lisa Yang, Lin Hung, Walla Walla Ming Beng.

"Well, right here's your problem, Mister Petty…you've got a big fuckin' crutch lodged up yer ass!"

Nawt awl'us giss'a be da PIMPS.

I often leave shit in my jawn.

…oh so soft and cud-duh-lee…

Chinese Democracy isn't a horrible album. If some no-name, newer band had put out the same album, it would have been much more acclaimed. But since it was built up so much over so many years, there was no way GnR could ever live up to the hype.

I'll be goddamned if I'm going to be interacting with Reddit commenters.

It's difficult to get drunk at the library too, but it can be done. Just trust me on this one.