The Little-Dab'll-Screw-Ya

Indiana Jones and the Revenge of Short Round

It lacked The Evolution Revolution.

Where's my dark, gritty reboot of Lancelot Link?

PICTURED: Enough Kates, Katies, Caits, and Caitlyns To Make You Sick Of That Name For The Rest Of Your Life, If You Aren't Already.

Naw, man, that was Penguin who got his glasses broken!

Brent Spiner appears as Night Court's Bob Wheeler: "Yell-o!"

Christopher Thinn-Mintz

They don't HAVE to. Ferchrissake, spray it on her tits or on her face…anywhere that doesn't take root! It's absurdly easy.

I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Humperdumper-doo!

HA! Have you had a look around out there? I don't buy that for one moment.

Honest question: who the fuck keeps telling people that it's a good idea to have children?

*sigh*

Because he's never done an honest, hard days work in his life.

That's what I said. Mary Jane Watson.

A.) flibbertigibbet
B.) will o' the wisp
C.) clown

She can wait if she wants

Furthermore, I will play pinball while I'm there. I am not ashamed.

Kenny Wayne Shepherd?

I am one of those miserable people, and I looked it up so I would know.