He was really a Nice guy.

Welcome back my friends, to the show that never —

I'm sure it was all a simple misunderstanding. After all, what would Kriisten stand to gain by dissing John Goodman?

Bob Barker!

Marathonsploitation!

So fuck you, Kristen Wiig.

I liked swing music even before the '90s craze. I even enjoyed Squirrel Nut Zippers and a couple of the other NuSwing bands. Never could dance, but appreciated people who could — hell, I was liable to be at the bar whether it was Swing Night or not.

I can do neither. To each his own, I guess.

*looks, recoils in horror*

JEOPARDY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

I feel the same way you do INRIgard to pun threads.

But…but Kathie Lee Gifford called it "a beautiful family event!"

Suffer the little children! Humperdumper-doo!

The Dirty French

Interesting video. I love learning about trivial shit like that.

Something swarthy, no doubt.

Earth to Doris…! EARTH TO DORIS!!

*eats chihuahua*

Yes, and I already have Eastman on the phone. He should be here shortly to do battle.

Son of George Washington Hitler!