"Hey! HEY! Play the Theme from 24!"

I recently learned there's a Detroit, Texas. The mind reels.

*Brian Epstein appears*

Poseurs. We used to go with asbestos strapped to our faces.

I hate smoking!

Tim Taylor in Dark Toolman

It'll be something hip-hop inspired, to be portrayed by Jonathan Blacksmith.

If you're trying to turn this into a pun thread, the Doris over there.

I remember when Doris Day killed four students at Kent State. I had no idea she had it in her.

It seems like Flo has been on those Progressive ads for-fucking-ever.

I hope we see him swing into view, pause mid-swing to catch a falling girder, then continue on his upswing, because fuck physics.

It should be a "cha-CHING" sound because that would be pimp as fuck.

The Venom of Red Chief

Trump has appeared in three WrestleManias. And owned the venues where another two took place.

There was one downtown that inexplicably closed last year. Either way, my po' broke ass be better off waitin' to watch at home anyhow.

Well, it's practically a cartoon.

Does Street Fighter count for Raul Julia?

*looks at you, reads your mind*

The plot sounds similar to Threesome. That movie is from the '90s. So there's that.

Holding out for the review in Us magazine.