Family Feud.

The Price Is Gay

What in the serious, actual, ever-breathing FUCK…?

Don't you die on me, God! DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!!

Nancy Drew Against the World Crime League

I was going to say a Baldwin.

Gambit is fucking stupid.

If I had it to do over again, my username would be "Honorable Number One Son." Either that or "Gordon Jump."

*sells priest costume, invests in ice cream truck*

That explains much about the Chi Chi's restaurant chain.

Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Power

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

At first glance, I thought someone was demanding that Paramount DEFILE Star Trek, and I was like, "Hasn't the poor damn property suffered enough?"

Everything is decidedly NOT Archie.

I thought that shit died off with Dynamite Hack's "Boyz n the Hood" cover. Vomit.

'Cause Nicholas Meyer
Has a way
With S-T-A-R
T-R…shit.

Reminds me of the "Roy's Food Repair" sketch from The New Show.

Great Job, Charles!

OMG CHARLES I ACCIDENTALLY YOUR WIFE

Weird Sandwich