It has always been about fava beans. I thought this was common knowledge.

A man, a plan, a cough: Hanks.

People often talk about where they were and what they were doing during major events like the Kennedy assassination or 9/11. For me, that moment is when "JACK-ee" became "zjah-KAY."

"227" is a comedy
About Marla Gibbs
And her family

It's in a hot, dense state.

This right here. You win.

The point remains: he knew how to smack people in the face. That is why he is a legend, that's why JCVD is a legend, and that is that.

Nobody ever paid money to watch the guy act. Did we pay to watch Bruce Lee act? No. We paid to watch extras get smacked in their faces. Have we ever been let down? I'll let you answer that. Hint: no.

And I will eventually listen to the songs. I promise.

I have a dark, dark, DARK sense of humor, and I am laughing my ass off at all the comments here, but I really am wishing this guy the best with this.

Well, that's probably for the best.

I'll make a few calls and see what we can do.

PICTURED: The Spin Doctors, after a huge meth bender.

PICTURED: The Spin Doctors, after a huge meth bender.

I swear to god, if it isn't Game of Thrones or Hamilton around here, it's dead cinematographers. Every goddamn day.

Shitty videos aren't the same as live productions, corndog! Would you rather watch footage of an orgy or would you rather be there in person?

But do you get TWO of them? No.

Andrew Bennett? Because that would jam.

Take it easy, fella! Save some for Cinderella!

That's not a hat, O.J. It's a hubcap.