Daffy Duck was right. Technology IS dethpicable.

Is this about to branch into a pun thread?

My siblings and I had the "Disco Dance Machine." It was a jukebox-shaped monstrosity with a microphone attached, so one could sing along to records. Do a Google Image Search for it and behold its majesty.

"Celebrity Name Game" is the exact, direct opposite of "Jeopardy." It is home to the dumbest goddamn game show contestants to be found anywhere on the air.

Also, Alex wanted to give Joshua grief for not referring to the movie as THE Hurricane, yet nobody said anything when Tim didn't say "The Strange Case of…" before Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

It's kinda like if The Goonies met the Universal Monsters, at least that's how I remember it. Unfortunately, The Goonies doesn't hold up at all for me.

"QUIET OR PAPA SPANK!"

Even the end-credits rap song? We shall see…

Monster Squad is up? Holy shit! Haven't seen it since the '80s, but I used to love it! I know what I'm watching and being disappointed by tonight!

I'm Not Bread.

"He BELONGS in a MAUSOLEUM!"

Sure you don't mean Chopper Command? I don't believe Choplifter was ever ported to the 2600, much less by Activision.

Un dia…A LA VEZ!!

Transformers: Age of Extinction clocks in at 165 minutes, but it didn't suffer. That was the audience's job.

They accidentally the verbs

X-Files Babies
We make our dreams come truuuuue….

"…but we DON'T WANT THE IRISH!"

Where the hell is Sean Connery in all this?

*breaks Benjamin, stabs westward*

*speaking succinctly*